BREAKING–Friend Swears He is Listening to You While Texting
Albuquerque–Local resident Jim Allen has denied recent reports that he is not listening to your story while he is text messaging a girl he met last night. Despite not making any eye contact while thumbing through his message inbox and frequently typing on his QWERTY keyboard, Allen has repeatedly stated that his appropriately timed “Yeah’s”, “Mm-hmms”, and head nods assert that he is in fact listening to what you have waited all day to tell him. Sources close to the conversation, speaking on the notion on anonymity, conceded that it will be very hard for either side of the argument to prove their points.
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